Larry

I finally put photos on internet.

Facemaster Album

These reviews pretty well sum up my opinion of Crash.
Happy new year.

I will be in Florida visiting my grandma until the 27th (I think).
I hope to play with you all when I get back.

Love,
Axis

I am gradually losing faith in Ye Olde Allmusic.com
Grievous errors exist every where, as any simple comparison will show.
For example, let's compare Guided by Voices' Alien Lanes with Weezer's Make Believe.

Alien Lanes
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Contains six AMG recommended tracks.
The eternally awesome Game of Pricks doesn't even make that list.
Sounds really good.

Rating: 3 1/2 stars.

Make Believe
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AMG recommends the astoundingly terrible Beverly Hills and We Are All On Drugs.
Does anyone really listen to this shit?
Very very bad.

Rating: 4 stars.

I don't get it.

Enter Sarah McDonough's facemaster:
Sarah's Facemaster: Avast!
The picture I hold for thee
Accentuates
My heterosexuality
and my love of the Bengals!

I am coy
insofar that
I wear no pantaloons!

Phillip Wienholts, from the shadows:
A darling nymph I do spy
her pantsless legs lead me to perspiration.
A plan I will launch for the key to her heart.
On her wall, I will write, and gain favor.

Phil Wienholts (Kent State) wrote
at 1:37pm April 30th, 2005
goddamn sarah, i most certainly didnt go to kinko's and have a life-size poster made out of the bengals jersey picture, nopenopenope, haha
luv phil

Narrator, gravely: Yonder knave has spoken falsely
From his actions we will learn
The path one takes
To become
A douche

Exeunt

I'm making a computer game called Killculus.
As the name implies, the object is to annihilate your opponents using your knowledge of mathematical functions.
Here are some screen shots:

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I guess I'm rich now.

There's a pretty interesting article in this weeks NYT Magazine that tries to find the reasoning behind the anti-gay-marriage movement. Some of the interviewees are pretty intelligent.

"I bet a dollar against a doughnut that if they get gay marriage, one day a bisexual is going to show up who says, 'I want to marry a man and a woman,'" Jim Gray, Evalena's husband said. "It's going to open the door to polygamy."

Obviously, the range of people you find attractive has a whole lot to do with the amount of sexual relations you desire. Men who like woman with both small breasts and those with large breasts also threaten to unleash polygamy on our unsuspecting society. These activists must love people that are into BSDM, because, you know, there aren't too many of them that share the same views so they must have little chance of acheiving polygamy.

"Once you start this, you could have a 45-year-old man wanting to marry a 9-year-old boy," said Bryan Simonaire, an anti-gay-marriage activist. "That could be O.K. in 20 years."

It's a little known fact among intellectual circles that homosexuality = child-raping. It's true though. I asked my gay friend the other day about his sexual orientation and he said, 'Oh, I'm a child rapist. I just came out last year, and I've been child-raping ever since.'

Save Public Broadcasting

(22:37:12) ryan: well, downloaded that ISO of osx for x86
(22:50:21) axis: are you going to try it out now?
(22:58:41) ryan: it's a picture of someone's asshole :-D
(22:58:57) axis: hahaha!
(22:59:11) axis: wait...how big was it?
(22:59:14) axis: the .iso I mean
(22:59:19) ryan: 1 GB
(22:59:27) axis: that's a big asshole
(22:59:40) axis: I mean, the guy who tricked you, what an asshole

Here's the great Lauryn Hill, from my 1$ steal The Score:
(I love Half Priced Books)

Yeah, yeah behold, as my odes, manifold on your rhymes
Two MC's can't occupy the same space at the same time
It's against the laws of physics
So weep as your "Sweet Dreams" break up like Eurythmics
Rap rejects my tape deck, ejects projectile
Whether jew or gentile, I rank top percentile
Many styles, more powerful than gamma rays
My grammar pays, like Carlos Santana plays, "Black Magic Woman"
So while you fumin I'm consumin mango juice under Polaris
You just embarrassed cause it's your "Last Tango in Paris"
And even after all my logic and my theory
I add a motherfucker so you ig'nant niggaz hear me (ed. note: Diss!!)
Crew remember take notes, as I sow my rap oats
And for you biting zealots, here's a quote
Clef:
Ay! Another MC lose his life tonight, ohhhhh
I beg that you pray to Jesus Christ, whyyyy
Ohh laww-WWD, father don't let him bury we, aiyyyy

I feel mysterious today.
Everything is humming loudly.

The Lilo and Stitch movie is way better than the t.v. show.
Just so you know.

My God, this man must shit out top 40 hits.

You said "done well" is good, but "done well" is so much fucking better.

"No we didn't have too much money.
Just enough to make the dead ends meet."
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Face the Truth, rite? What does that mean. Haha... Crazy.

Nathan gets twelve e-props for lending it to me.

For the humerically impaired, some funnies to think about:

Ohio Weslyian living under the iron fist of Guster.
(thanks Nathan)
"I hear there are people at big schools that like to party hard."
(thanks Katherine)

Superintendent Chalmers: Skinner! What is going on in your kitchen?
Skinner: Uhh... ... ...Auroraborealis.
Chalmers: Auroraborealis!
At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, centralized entirely in your kitchen?!
Skinner: ..........yes.
Chamlers: ... May I see it?
Skinner: ..........no.

They were out this morning (4:30am) and it was an entirely amazing experience. Took me completely by surpise:

"Me: Hey, throw me the frisbe--...what the fuck?!?!?!"
"Guy: Hey, I think we're being abducted."

Nature is awesome++

Bad Education was real good. "Deliciously gay" say the critics.
I give it three penises up.

when I should have been writing a paper.

It was fun though.

Tonight at dinner we played the "most things are awesome until they collapse" game.
Basically, you think of things that are awesome until they collapse.

A partial list:
Card towers
The stock market
The World Trade Center
The Soviet Union
John F. Kennedy

Needless to say I kicked everyone's ass.

I have recently felt rather uneasy with respect to employment and other and real world etceteras.
I just can't see myself working at a 'company' doing various 'things' for them.
Is that the better job I get once I have enough education to stop working at a restaurant?
Not that I even currently work at a restaurant. That sounds boring as hell.
I don't really like the progression here...

Looking at job offerings is really depressing. I think to myself: do I have the skills they require?
What if I'm hired and I suck?

This is really kind of scary.
And it doesn't help that I read Jimmy Corrigan: The Smartest Kid on Earth for a few hours today.
God damn that was depressing.

...

G'day.

I heard an amazing song:

Three Girl Rhumba by Wire

I think the rest of the cd is also awesome (Pink Flag)

Punk sort of in the style of Mission of Burma

(01:30:19) axis: HEY
(01:30:23) kelsey: hey!
(01:30:25) axis: DO YOU LIKE YO LA TENGO?
(01:30:30) kelsey: YES
(01:30:40) axis: I MADE UP MY MIND
(01:30:45) axis: FOR MY FAVORITE CD EVER
(01:30:48) kelsey: REALLY
(01:30:50) axis: THIS IS A VERY SIGNIFICANT DAY
(01:30:54) kelsey: YES IT IS!
(01:31:00) axis: I CAN HEAR THE HEART BEATING AS ONE
(01:31:06) axis: IT'S REALLY GOOD, I THINK
(01:31:11) axis: AND I THINK IT'S THE BEST

Beat Happening makes me cry just a little bit.
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Last night I was at a guest speaker lecture on nanotechnology with some friends.
One of them told us afterward that during the lecture she felt an incredible outpouring of love for all of us, and for the speaker.
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I dance with the clams and you dance with the fish.
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My roommate makes my room smell like marijuana sometimes. He doesn't smoke in the room; he brings the smell in from outside.
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I wonder if anyone has committed suicide at a peak of happiness.
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I thought there must be more to this world
than we're being told.
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A Minutemen documentary is premiering this week in california, and then moving across the country.
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I'm done with homework.
Goodnight.
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To me, the best part of sex is walking home, holding hands, after swimming in the lake.
To me, the best part of love is when you say, you'll be my friend.